When baby naps…Countdown begins

10: Finally! Weeee /loud flush.
9: Collect dirty cloths from bathroom
8. Putaway trip hazards.
7. Collect dirty cloths from mysterious corners.
6. Search for choking horrors.
5. Drop dirty diapers in bins.
4. Wipe mysterious goey off toys and furnitures.
3. Prepare for next feed.
2. Baby cries – quick! Try to pat him to sleep.
1. Play dead next to baby.

Baby’s up fool!

Pretend to have napped well, sipped espresso martini, and had a hot bath.